Straight.com Vancouver: Think of it as giving your girlfriend her own personal thong song: new locally made Smart Ass underwear flashes a saying at its back T-bar every time she bends over in her low-cut jeans. The duded-up dental floss, in pink or black seamless polyamide-spandex ($2.95 at www.getsmartass.com), sports mottos like Desperate Housewife, Yummy Mummy, Drama Queen, and, for Christmas, Naughty or Nice?, and Ho!ho!ho! (shown below). Hey, it beats plumber’s crack…

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